Things From my Childhood That Kids Today Will Never Know

Being born in 1961 means I grew up in the sixties and came of age in the seventies—a time of peace signs, questionable fashion choices, and technology that would leave today’s kids scratching their heads. Looking back, there are so many things that were just normal life for us that sound like ancient history now. Here are just a few blasts from the past that kids today will never quite understand.

Rotary Phones
The original “spin to win.” If you wanted to make a call, you stuck your finger in the dial and spun it around—one number at a time. If you messed up? Back to the beginning. No backspace, no delete, just start over. Heaven-forbid you had to call a number with multiple nines in it—it felt like you were dialing for half the afternoon.

Cassette Tapes (and Their Cooler Cousin, the 8-Track)
Music wasn’t a tap-and-stream experience back then. We had cassette tapes—little plastic rectangles you prayed wouldn’t get eaten by your player. If they did, you performed delicate “surgery” with a pencil to rewind the tape back in. Before cassettes, there were 8-tracks, which were like cassettes on steroids—clunky, not particularly reliable, but undeniably cool if you had one in your car.

Saturday Night Dances at the Town Hall
Forget TikTok trends and nightclubs—our social lives revolved around Saturday night dances at the town hall. Everyone came, whether you could dance or not. It was music, laughter, and a chance to make eyes at your crush under those oh-so-romantic fluorescent lights.

Black and White TVs
Yes, we actually watched TV without color. Imagine tuning in to The Ed Sullivan Show or Lassie (yes, I know, you haven’t a clue about those two shows) and seeing it all in shades of gray. And let’s not forget the fact that we only had two channels to choose from. That’s right—two. If nothing good was on, well, you went and did something else. (Hard to imagine, I know.)

And TV didn’t go all night either. Stations actually shut down, leaving us with a test pattern on the screen until the next morning. No late-night infomercials, no 2:00 a.m. crime dramas, no endless streaming options—just you, the test pattern, and the sound of static. If you missed your show, tough luck. You had to wait until reruns rolled around… months later. Recording a TV show on a VCR hadn’t even been invented yet.

Manual Popcorn Popping
Popcorn didn’t come in microwave bags. Oh no—we shook a pot across the burner until the kernels popped. If you were skilled, you got fluffy popcorn. If not, you got a nice mix of half-popped kernels and burnt ones. And yet, it always tasted amazing.

Door-to-Door Milk Delivery
Believe it or not, the milkman was real—not just a character in old jokes. He delivered bottles of milk right to your door, sometimes with cream on top. You left the empties out, and he replaced them. Try explaining that to someone who’s only ever known grocery store aisles and almond milk.

Other Relics Worth a Mention

  • Drive-In Theatres – You piled into the car, hung a speaker on your window, and watched movies under the stars. The sound wasn’t great, but the atmosphere couldn’t be beat.
  • Record Players – Yes, vinyl is trendy again, but back then it wasn’t “retro.” It was just music. And if your record skipped, you knew real heartbreak.
  • Typewriters – The clackety-clack of the keys and that triumphant ding when you reached the end of a line. Mistakes weren’t backspaced; they were battled with white-out or correction tape.

In the End…
Every generation thinks their childhood was the best, but I have to admit—growing up in the sixties and seventies had its charms. Sure, we didn’t have smartphones or streaming services, but we had Saturday dances, drive-ins, and the thrill of finally nailing the rotary dial without messing up.

Kids today may never know these things, but that’s okay. Someday they’ll be the ones reminiscing about “the good old days” when TikTok was still cool and people actually texted instead of sending holograms.

And when that happens, I’ll just smile, pop some popcorn on the stove (the proper way), and remember how sweet it was to grow up in a simpler time.

And, as Tigger would say, “TTFN – Ta-ta for now!”

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